Ex Oh.
people kill to watch you fail.
last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here” so i was like ummmmmm and she like “oh for like um” and she started to make this jerking off motion and i was just like yes
(via dreammetolife)
“And if you’re going to walk out of my life and leave, I ask one thing of you. Once you’re gone and you see that I’m doing fine, don’t you dare come back.”
— (via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
(via adieu-sam)
“You have no idea how much I want you to feel your legs intertwined with mine as we lay asleep, knowing you’re right there and not going anywhere.”
— (via anna-marsh)
(via hi-imwaverly)
“Sex is good. Love is better. Both together are perfect”
— (via liebeficktunsalle)
(via caffeine-kisses)
“Isn’t it weird that in 20 years some of us could be married, some of us could be famous and some of us could be dead.”
— It scares me how real this is (via lostinnneverlanddd)
(via forever-rosy)
“One day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.”
— (via unlustified)
(Source: megan-hansenn, via eunicemarcelo-blog)
“If my heart is in it, it’s impossible for me to leave. That goes for relationships, friendships, business or just life in general. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m controlled by my heart. However as soon as my heart feels unappreciated, she stops. And I leave. As if nothing ever occurred here..”
— Meggan Roxanne (via kushandwizdom)
(Source: kushandwizdom, via kushandwizdom)
